One time the teacher told us to write a paper about the future. I says, "Well, I don't know anything about that, it hasn't happened yet. "But you know I had to do it so I wrote, "I made my dog bark this morning. She likes french fries. She a funny dog. She goes doodie outside. My Uncle Bill has three dogs. They eat chicken, in the future." See what I did there? I used my little dog story to tell about the future. And the teacher said, "Well, I predict a D in your future."
One day I wore a Halloween mask to school and I went up to the teacher and said, "Hey, can you guess who I am?" and the teacher said, "Brak, would you please take a seat...."and I said, "No, no. Guess who I am....I'm you! ah hahahahahaaa! Pretty scarey, huh? ah hahahahahaaa!" Oooooh, I got a spankin' for that.
I remember back in the 4th grade I stole a magic marker from the chalkboard and I wrote my name on the back of a chair....Brak... and the teacher said "Who did that?" and my friend said, "He did!" and I mean, after all, it was my name, I mean, how stupid is that? She took me to the janitor and said, "Here, you better help Wayne clean this off!" and Wayne said, "Well, you better help me clean this off!" So I helped him clean it off.
One time at school they asked me to be the mascot for the football team cause they wouldn't have to pay for a costume. So I went to the game and ran out on the field and I was running around and all the players on both teams started chasing me around and around saying "Let's get him!". So I ran as fast as my little legs could carry me ans the football players chased me out of the gate and all the way home and I didn't think they could carry me and the football players chased me out of the gate and all the way home and I didn't think they ever finished the game. I had this one cheer though, it wa so cute:
One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "class, I want you to write a paper using you're notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bongo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eep eep!" I got an F! When I told my mom about it she said, "I told you never trust a monkey!"
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ZORAKS NUGGET OF JOY
Now Here is A Lovely Nugget of Joy from ZORAK
The life of a Rodeo Clown is a painful and solitary existence...I know for I am a Rodeo Clown. Oh, you are not....I am too...YOU ARE NOT!.....Well I want to be one....That doesn't count.
I ran to get into shape once...I ran and ran...Old running ZORAK they called me...Old running ZORAK..HAHA...Then I developed the worst bunyan on the pinkie toe of my left foot...It done me in...Then I started Conquering Galaxies...HAHAHAHAHA.
